BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) Because I dont think we can. LOOK! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Lydias vision was right! ADAM: So, crazy story. And that is why you need me! Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. Unless, are you horribly disfigured? Second row, right there! It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . This is all very believable. You are tougher than you look. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! LYDIA: It could be both. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! YES! A toast to my father and his all important business! LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. Get the shrimp! Make them think that theyre in control! We're gonna be rich! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. (a beat.) | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? . I have some good news. And now, finally theyre about to die! And you dont exist. AND Im from New Jersey! Feel nothing. No no no no no. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! It couldve been bad! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. . Death for the dead. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. But heres the good news! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). And life! Sorry! Im not buying it, time to die! Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . You know? Let me point you to the right page. When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Anthony King Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. I sense your touch. DELIA: Yeah! And Ill admit. Then you will know that I am no longer . Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. LYDIA: Really? Wait come back! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Hey, I get it! BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. (draws door.) JUNO: Oh, look at you! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? LYDIA: Dad! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. We do not want to kill people! Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! But hes my monster. Im going to the Netherworld! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . LYDIA: No, it was adorable. MAXINE: OH STOP! Here goes nothing. We mostly just watched and drank wine. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! Adorable! "YES I DO! WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Hes here! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Enjoy live events at insider prices. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. Im invisible. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. This is not working out. Were still together. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? Thats why youre stuck in the attic! For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. LYDIA: I dont want your help. Like these weirdos. They can never take it away! BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. (a beat.) THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? 119. Can everybody see me? If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. Welcome to our model home. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Maybe nothing has to change. I dont wanna die! Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. Demon's Dance. You saw that monster! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Playing hardball, huh? The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. The two of you need to hire me right now. /Say my name/. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. But youre sexy. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! ADAM: That guy! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. Thats what I want too. (a beat.) Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. It's our house now, kid! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. Theyre in the room with us. New meat! Do not be afraid. All you gotta do is say my name. DELIA: (aggressive.) JUNO: My name is Juno! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. I mean, real ghosts? Having lost her. DELIA: Life coaching! Could I bring her back here? THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) AH AH AH AH!). Beetlejuice! And I'm just Hamlet going insane. ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. My dad never wants me to talk about her. CHARLES: Damnit! Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Maybe I should answer for her. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Oh God, how I missed that sound. I dont remember making a fire. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). BARBARA: Wait, what? The man next to me Hold on! Ive already been to hell and back. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. JUNO: YOU! BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Why dont you have a handbook? I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Respect. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! I took a very big risk with this place. Wait, why aren't you dancing? do not like him! You are the sun. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? LYDIA: Okay. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! I'm so glad you changed your mind. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. I love it! Thats why Im doing this. CHARLES: OkayOtho! LYDIA: The ghosts! YES I DO! frowns at the MUSIC. I have a chance to see her again, please! Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! Beebleboose! Yes book? Stripey Ghost Man? Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Sucks-Yes! BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Its-. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. I accept you. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? OO! New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . New phone, who dis? THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Adam, wanna do the honors? Lydia: No! I had a vision once. Guy talk howd you do it? You need a mother. But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. (a beat or two.) Dad, theres ghosts here. What if shes possessed? So, Im selling our house. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? LYDIA: I dont know how! It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. BEETLEJUICE: OH! See? Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). Dad, please. But she was talking about us. Thank you for being here. DELIA: About that. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. BEETLEJUICE: NO! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. And such a bold departure from the original source material! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . Wheres your handbook? LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. This book is dangerous! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! CHARLES: What? I wanna go home. Im gonna need some help! Well that wouldve been good to know. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? And then, spring the trap. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. 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